Aight folks, glad y'all could join us today here at the county fair! Wanna thank Celisa for lettin use her property today and make sure you check out her colorful jewelry booth across from the face painting, the one next to the porta-johns.

Gotta stop this drankin so I
Put away my whiskey cause I'm
Not comin home until I
Can show you my better side.

But next thing I know
I'm in my truck
And I'm drinking and drivin

"WellI sure hope he don't hit nobody"
"Now I'm sure everybody's just fine."

Well he was goin too fast,
And he t-boned a mini- van,
They went off of a cliff and
Both exploded so you see

It can happen to regular folks
Just like you and me!

"Now I thought you told me nobody got hurt" " now come on Dolly, you know the song!" " Ha ha ha you got me there!"

Well I reckon I'm'ull need,
To figure out this whole ghost thing,
And just what'll happen to my family,
How could this have happened to my drunk ass?!?!

"I can be pretty careless at times"
"Ive done it too babydoll"

As it turns out my actions do have consequences,
I'm not ready for this afterlife after all.
I know that ima sinner but I've mended all my fences,
So I'm wondering why I haven't heard my saviors call.
There must be sumthin awful wrong.

"Well bless yer heart darlin'"
"Well thanyou very much"
"And how bout you take us out with them beautiful singin pipes"
"Well alrighty"

Oooooooooooooooooo

"Well she does sound like a ghost"
"bye bye"
"bye bye folks"