this track clearly defines the line between living in the country and living in the backwoods. but the overall message here is very specific, and that is, country people are the best people on earth!
lyrics
Hm? Hm mm...awh man I'm...
Up at dawn at the crack-a-tha butt,
People in tha kuntree know wassup,
outside eatin breakfast while I pluck a chicken,
I'll show you how the milk gets from the cow to the kitchen
The rest of my day spent out of doors,
I got to with 18 hours of chores
But you know we gotta fit in some kuntree lovin',
So from midnight to 1, we go kuntree klubbin'
We put the ugh in kuntree klubbin'
We put the ugh in kuntree kuntree
By the time most of you start thinkin bout coffee,
On my hands I've had chicken eggs, ass and droppins
Wiiipe a cows ass up with my sleeve,
Im doin things you would never ever believe
Now I don't think cow tippins very funny,
But we're in a recession so I'd do it for the money
Cause I gotta make sure my friends & family aight,
And with my money at the klub, my kuntry britches aight?! Of course!
We put the ugh in kuntree klubbin'
We put the ugh in kuntree kuntree
Watch out! Watch out! Don't leave us nasty kuntree folks out!
We'll take a shout in yer mouth that'll go Pow, Kapow
And no doubt it'll forever change the sound of ya vowels
Whaoaow
That's right, and my naked hairy body is quite a sight
Mmm Oo la la
Come and get you some,
Lickity long lips here she comes!
We put the ugh in kuntree klubbin'
We put the ugh in kuntree kuntree
We put the ugh in kuntree klubbin'
We put the ugh in kuntree kuntree
There's no waiting in line, at the chicken pen, you just come right in,
It's time to feast your eyes on granny smith thighs, it's plucking time
Cluck cluck cluck is all they say,
Ax em how many eggs did they lay?
12345 I lost count!
Man, come on chicken lover it's time to bounce!
There's no tariff to pay for a romp in the hay, Be sure to close the gate.
It's just a game we play.
It's alright, it's okay, it's alright.
Oh girl you make me wanna go down town buy a pound of liquid shuga, and pour it all over ya, shuga, wouldja? Come on baby girl I wanna dunk that doughnut.
As long as nobody knows,
I wanna dunk that doughnut.
As long as nobody knows,
Lemme rip that doughnut
As long as nobody knows,
That chicken doughnut, Lemme rip that chicken bisquit doughnut.
